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DAILY TELEGRAPH... INFORMATIVE OR PERVERTED?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:23:44 +1100

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

DAILY TELEGRAPH… INFORMATIVE OR PERVERTED?

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

She has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he’s as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

I found all this quite amusing… This is the most viewed article on the Daily Telegraph website.

Tumblr :-/

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:36:44 +1100

I havn’t tumblr’d in some time now. Well there you have it everyone. I present to you a blog entry. *tada*

Yeah, I like to sew That doesn’t make me gay.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:08:08 +1000

Yeah, I like to sew

That doesn’t make me gay.

Shh! He doesn’t know I snuck a ride!

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:07:50 +1000

Shh! He doesn’t know I snuck a ride!

Kitty Hendrix.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:00:03 +1000

Kitty Hendrix.

Holiday during Exam Time

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:54:00 +1000

Grr, damn family! They are forcing me to go with them on a holiday to Noosa at the Gold Coast in Queensland on the slight chance i may be hospitalised and die?!

What the hell?! Because of their fucking stupidness, they have to postpone my orthodontist appointment setting my braces back another month! (This greatly annoys me as they were supposed to come off October last year!). My mother is saying, aww, we are just worrying about you…

You may be thinking, ‘Why would I want to not go on a holiday to Queensland?’, well, I will be taking the weeks before my yearly exams off so I can see a wedding that is on a saturday.

Why do I need to take 6-9 days off where logically it should be for 3 to 4 tops! Mum was saying. Aww, we know you have exams but *insert poor excuses that still equal 3-4 days tops*. I told them, there is no way im going on a holiday! Not on that week, but they still persist!

I told mum if we go to Movie World or Dreamworld, that I would personally strangle her. She then tries to sound good and put a great deal of guilt onto me by saying, no, we thought of you and we wont have time to go there. (Bullshit!). I then asked dad about my orthodontist appointment, I told him either change my othodontist appointment to the week before we go or we better get back in time to get to my appointment. Dad says, oh, well if we do that we will only be there for 5 days and we wont be able to go to movie world… (Me making that appointment would result in 5 days less, so did we really have no time to go to Movie World mum?)

They are unbelievable. They are getting no sympathy from me, I couldnt give a shit about them missing out on their time in Queensland “because of me”… As far as im concerned, they are doing this to themselves, they dont have to take me.

Its their own personal paranoria that I am going to end up in hospital like I have coincidently done before (Allergic reactions… I hav’nt had one in close to a year.)

If they arent proud of my results, I will masacre my household!

Pre All Nighter...

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:58:42 +1000

I am extremely annoyed at the moment! I needed to watch a movie, write a review and get home at 7.30! It is 9.00 now and its a half hour ride. It.was also supposed to leave 10 minutes ago!

Hmmm. It looks like a litterbox.

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:46:35 +1000

Hmmm. It looks like a litterbox.

And I’ll shove it up your ass if you don’t give me treats NOW.

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:46:18 +1000

And I’ll shove it up your ass if you don’t give me treats NOW.

Who is this?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:11:49 +1000

Ive been told I look like many people, but this guy really worries me! Every one thinks I am him, ive heard people call me Johno… He is stealing my identity!!!!

No dogs allowed.

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:11:24 +1000

No dogs allowed.

Somebody hit a kangaroo right in front of us, they didnt even stop! We turned around and it was...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:49:31 +1000

Somebody hit a kangaroo right in front of us, they didnt even stop! We turned around and it was dead! Grr

120 in a 60 zone. WOO! JEEPS! XD

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:31:37 +1000

120 in a 60 zone. WOO! JEEPS! XD

IM IN A JEEP! THEY ARE SO COOL!

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:29:08 +1000

IM IN A JEEP! THEY ARE SO COOL!

First Snow Night

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:14:21 +1000

Just saw Ice Age 3. I fell asleep… I managed to get second hand skis for 140, (boots, poles amd skis!) Its alot cheaper than hiring and i own them, got a great deal, got them fully serviced and everything for free amd this little elastic thing to hold it together… For free…

Ski Search

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:46:37 +1000

Looking to buy or hire skis, it may be cheaper sevond hand. Some guy just ran into a door. Jeremy and I couldnt stop laughing. No one else heard or saw it so we looked retarded

KFC

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:05:16 +1000

I got a discount at kfc at alphine :-) They thought they were really busy, lol. Stupid country folk…

Thankgod, a river!

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:50:38 +1000

Thankgod, a river!

Oh god...

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:33:31 +1000

We just drove under a power line! CANCER!

There is a huge unnaturally circular cloud above the next “lake“. By which i mean puddle…

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:21:38 +1000

There is a huge unnaturally circular cloud above the next “lake“. By which i mean puddle…